What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet