What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone