What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.