Because they like Poles.
He's taking over the Poles.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
No touching!
Black lights matter.
A Buddha Pest.