What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!