What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!