What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.