What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross