What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.