It's CoRnY
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.