What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY