What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.