Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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He felt his presents.

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I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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You don't, you pick it up.

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Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.