Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

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He's writing an Algorithm!

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.