Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

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A condescending con descending.

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This place feels earie.

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Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.