How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.