How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!