How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.