How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.