Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot