What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.