What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.