What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Moo-sic!

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on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Indeterminate

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e