What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...