What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.