What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.