What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.