What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

Why did the number one go to jail?

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