What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?