What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What number is higher than infinity?

420