What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."