What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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It makes the Dego buy faster.

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It's only a weem away.

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He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.