What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.