With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because they're inbred.
Pickle it gently!
Dill dough.
You need dill dough.