How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.