How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!