How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.