Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.