Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"