Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.