Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo