Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.