Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Avon Lady Jokes More Avon Lady Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Avon Jokes More Avon Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs