Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

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Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs