Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool