Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick