Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.