Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.