Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!