Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Because he was a kami!