What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...