What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.