What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...