What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.