What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.