What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.