Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger