Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

New Pair Jokes More New Pair Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger