Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!