Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger