What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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Command Jokes More Command Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Snout Jokes More Snout Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!