What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

Snout Jokes More Snout Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!