Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

I.T. Jokes More I.T. Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical