Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction