Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Dos Jokes More Dos Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Command Line Jokes More Command Line Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.