What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.