What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon