What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up