What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking