What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up