How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob