How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.