How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob