Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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It got stuck in 9/11

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Back achoo!"

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The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.