Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!