What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.