What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Previous Random Joke Next

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.