Very little.
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Lack toes and tall or rent
A lil smokey
Because it's the little things that count.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Short for words.
Because it slows their
Little.
A small medium at large.
Because it will go right over his head
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One copper coin, two dwarves.
It failed the Smaug test.
Ge-gnome therapy
The overheads were too high.
Because it has microwaves
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Just a little
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Very little
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
very little
A small arms dealer.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
An Inkling.
Because they were Miners... XD
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
He's the smallest one
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
He caught on fire.
A bullet.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
They count sheeple.
It's the thot that counts.
Small medium at large.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Because black women have no rights.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
Little Seizers
A Standing Blow-vation.
