What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.