What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.