What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their