What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy