What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one