What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.