What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head