What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.