What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.