What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.