What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.