What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

the Seven Cs.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.