Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
TRIGGER-nometry
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
A groan up!
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
Tombr Aider