Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
The communist wants equality
Like a bowling ball.
At sundae school.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.
One of them you want to see a lot less of.
