Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
A femijizm
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
A groan up!
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.