A groan up!
I don't care et al."
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)