What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.