What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans?

The quequeque

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!