What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.