What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.