Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Time's fun when you're having flies.
Clive, usually.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
None, they prefer natural light
Shell.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Souperb.
soup
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Cheque, mate!
