Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Swine flu
a shellocopter. damn homies
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
They love booty.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
Souperb.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
The tip!
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
