Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.