Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.