Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.