He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He heard it had de y flavor.
He was told not to play with his food.
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**
Ovaries-y
I can smell your Kant.
Silence of the Limbs
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
That's a salt!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
