Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

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OC Icy dead people!

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What letter should you avoid?

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Because he khan.

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Pope.

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With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.