Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs