Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs