Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.