What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!