What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide