Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

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Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.