Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.