What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.