What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.