What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Who lives in the white house?

the black man

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!