What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!