What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.