What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!