What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.