Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.