Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !