Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.