Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.