Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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