Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !