Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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One prick...and it's all over.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !