What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser