What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming