What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming