What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift