What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser