What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"