Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Legendairy From my young daughter
