What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...