What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.