What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.