Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod