Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod