Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head