What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.