What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !