What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...