What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle