What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.