What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.