What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."