A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
All seven or eight of them.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Inert gas.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
With a fire drill.
He replied "Over there next to mine."
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.