What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Toot uncommon

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Holes mostly..."

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.